What's REALLY out... Evil at the Zoo

Last time I checked, the zoo was supposed to be a happy place where animals can feel safe and protected. It's supposed to be a place for people to find a connection to animals. When I took a trip to the supposedly "fixed up" San Francisco Zoo, I found that this establishment has completely let down those simple expectations.

The cages are small. The sidewalk is dirty. The gloomy hippo, pacing in his bedroom-sized enclosure, reminds me of a man who is next in line on Death Row. Strangely enough, the slightly-smaller Oakland Zoo does a 300% better job at fulfilling it's promise as an entertaining and educational institution.

Last Christmas, a tiger escaped and killed a man after being teased. I feel sorry for that tiger.

The A List:: Late March-Early April 2008

IN

Spa Pedicures

Miley Cyrus

Japanese Pop Music

The Jonas Brothers

Blogs (DUH)

Bright Colors for Fashion

DVDs (sorry, Blu-Ray, we're not rich enough yet)

Mansions

The Ocean

In-N-Out (why don't they just call it IN?)

Target

OUT

Plastic Surgery

Vanessa Hudgens

Hip Hop

The Naked Brothers Band

Published A-lists

Geek Chic

VHS

Gross Apartment Buildings

Public Hot Tubs

McDonald's and Burger King

Wal-Mart

Are YOU On The A List??

It's elite. It's elusive. It's the complete database of I-want-that and I-want-to-meet-them. It's...

The A List.

You want to be on it. You dream of it, the fame, the fashion, the friends. The only thing between you and The A List is wether or not you read The A List. Because the most fabulous people in the world read The A List, and you want to be one of them.

Nothing's stopping you.

Read On.